In response to an open letter from Doc Brown to Marty McFly
This letter came to me:
Dear Doc,
I received your letter and believe that it deserves a response, even though I feel like Captain Kirk and want to kick your face into a crevasse. 
I can understand that you may feel that I let you down. Only going back ten minutes was a terrible mistake on my part but I also feel that maybe you are not thinking of the big picture.
First thing first, if you hadn’t stolen the plutonium from terrorists in the first place maybe all this crap wouldn’t have come to fruition – however I will give you that one as I did have the ability to straighten out my incompetent father. , I’m lucky that I didn’t get shot by the terrorists, whom YOU provoked by the way; they came after me with a FUCKING rocket launcher. Hey, Uncle Fester couldn’t you have gotten the plutonium either legally or figure out some other less lethal way to get the flux capacitor to do the time travel shit. My HAIR had completely fallen out at 25 and I am now sterile ASSHOLE.
I spent numerous times trying to explain to your freaky ass 1955 self that you were going to be shot by terrorists. But NOOO, you didn’t want to hear it. All this talk about the space time continuum and paradox’s my ass. If you would have just listened to me at that point, (which by the way you were the one who tore up that piece of paper that I wrote) we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
Finally, you used a Delorean that you knew had grounding problems. Ten minutes would have been enough time if that compensation for your penis wouldn’t have stalled. I can’t believe that you could get the thing up to 88 mph let alone getting time travel to work, but hell Judge Doom, it fucking stalled.
In conclusion, after all you put me through; the only thing I have to revel in was watching you get shot twice. You would have to go back to 1985 to TAP that skinny bitch, as you refer to my wife, as the only thing heavy these days is her ass.
Thanks for fucking up my life,
Marty McFly
PS - Gigawatt is pronounced with a soft g asshole.